昨日原文Little Johnny and His Gold FishOne day Little Johnny is inhisbackyard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there,decides toinvestigate. ″What are you doing?″ he asks. LittleJohnny replies,″My goldfish died and I'm burying him.″ ″That's anawful big holefor a goldfish, ain't it?″ asked the neighbor.Little Johnny shoutsback, ″That's because he's inside your fuckingcat!″
最佳翻译一天,小约翰在他家后院挖洞。 邻居见了很好奇,问道:“你在干什么啊?”小约翰回答道:“我的金鱼死了,我正准备埋了它。”“难道你不觉得这个洞对金鱼来说太大了吗?”邻居问道。小约翰大声嚷道:“那是因为我的金鱼在你那只该死的猫的肚子里!”何可
主持人点评:译文较好地传达出了原文的幽默效果,通顺流畅。
今日原文Purchasing the brainA client of a hospital where theymadebrain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctorsaid,″Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged toaNASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have apoliceman'sbrain as well. It costs $50,000.″ The client asked,″What? How'sthat possible?″ The doctor replied, ″You see, it'stotally unused.″译文及主持人申请请联系:lhao741@sina.com |